On Wednesday, March 17, Dannišs Hard Drive (www.danni.com) presents "Green Boobs & Beer," a 30-minute suds-soaked internet spectacular. For Danni Ashe, the queen of Cleavage Convergence, this is her opportunity to perform a public service by decreasing the number of drunk drivers on the road this St. Patrick's Day.

"It's a great holiday," says Danni, "except many guys end up drunk and alone at a bar. And they have to get in a car. Instead, I'm encouraging people to stay home, drink all the beer they want, and check out my latest production. Maybe, just maybe, "Green Boobs & Beer" will save lives. Call it "Drinking & Hard Driving!"

"Green Boobs & Beer" will be available all day on March 17, by clicking on www.danni.com, and following directions to the event. Viewers will delight in watching Danni and three boob-a-licious friends wearing the green and then licking it off.

It's St. Patrick's Day the way it was intended.