Internet Sex Siren Danni Ashe Announces Surgical Strike On George Clooney "E.R." Farewell; Ratings Shocker Predicted For Web Special "The Emergency Massage Starring Danni's Hot CyberNurses."

Los Angeles: As millions of American women tune in this Thursday night to George Clooney's "E.R." farewell (Feb. 18, 10:00 p.m., NBC), tens of millions of American men will have the opportunity to enjoy a new medical drama: "The Emergency Massage" Starring Danni's Hot CyberNurses (Feb. 18, 10:00 p.m., www.danni.com). Created by Danni Ashe, the mind and body behind Danni's Hard Drive, "The Emergency Massage" is an important addition to the discussion surrounding George Clooney's departure.

Says Danni, "I'm very proud of my Hot CyberNurses. This Thursday night, watch these lovely ladies provide much needed relief from George Clooney mania. Think of all those poor men, abandoned in droves, crying out for a little... healing."

"The Emergency Massage" centers around three gorgeously endowed young women, diagnosing and treating each other again and again and again with various massage techniques. Danni's Hard Drive has employed the consulting services of a professional masseuse to ensure that all of the action and dialogue seen this Thursday is medically accurate.

"The Emergency Massage Starring Danni's Hot CyberNurses" airs this Thursday, at 10:00 p.m (nationwide), exclusively at Danni's Hard Drive, www.danni.com.