SUBMIT!
These folks have more, better, wilder sex than most mortals. And they'd like a word with you.

by Nicole Beland

There are any number of experts out there who, when asked, will spew all sorts of sex advice. There's Dr. Beverly Whipple, the tireless genital investigator who wrote an entire book on the G spot (I read it from cover to cover in high school and still couldn't find mine); Dr. Ruth, the Yoda-like boinkmeister who makes doing the deed sound about as sexy as third-grade math; and that guy who wrote Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask, who's probably dead by now. But what about the real sex experts? The hot and horny individuals who you seldom hear from because they're too busy banging their brains out - porn stars, playboys, erotic masseurs, dominatrixes? These are the people we should be pumping for sex tips. Look at it this way: Would you rather learn how to nail a curve at 95 mph from a dorky drive-ed teacher or a three-time Indy 500 winner? Enough said. So saying to hell with science, we hunted down some of the hump-happy among us whose qualifications include exceptionally successful - and mind-bogglingly frequent - fornication, and asked them to pass on what they've learned about high-caliber coitus. The following are their answers, only slightly censored for the sake of common decency. The Cyberbabe To see Internet dish Danni Ashe wearing nothing but a thong and a smile (not to mention her eye-popping set of double Fs), log on to Danni's Hard Drive (www.danni.com). Her soft-core porn Web site gets some seven million hits a day. Ashe recommends turning the Internet into your own private love nest. "During the day, I love to receive E-mails from my guy that say something along the lines of 'I'm so hot for you, I'm going to die if I don't have you.'" Ashe also loves entering the same chat room as her man, pretending they're strangers, and engaging in vampy verbal foreplay "in public." During lovemaking, Ashe warns, don't grab for the first thing you see. "I have really big breasts," says Ashe (she really, really does). "Most guys will go right for them, but the guy who turns me on the most pays more attention to my thighs and calves." As a lover, you'll stand out and stimulate her more if you focus on less obvious body parts. Another secret weapon? "Buy your girlfriend a copy of Anne Rice's Sleeping Beauty series [published under the pen name A.N. Roquelaure]. I start reading Beauty's Release,and by the time I get to the third page, I have to have sex right then and there."